Odd Things You Find On eBay

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    Odd Things You Find On eBay

    Post by Fizzie on Thu May 08, 2008 4:13 am

    Post about the odd things you've found on eBay.

    Dog Poo

    The ad reads (for those of you that don't wanna click the link and thus end-up seeing the "product" photo):

    "Fresh unused dog poo ready for immediate collection. 100% Guaranteed to be untouched by human hands.

    This poo is from a healthy German Shepherd dog and is brown in colour. there are no worms or fungus growing in it. It is firm and is in a pile. It can be moulded into different shapes and is guaranteed to stink to high heaven if you try cooking it in your oven.

    The successful winner of this luxury dog poo will get a free bag of dog poo with our compliments. Your dog poo will be handed to you in a doggy poo bag.

    Collection in person only.

    I am selling this dog poo as I am a university student and I need to buy food for my family (i'm a mature student) and my dog. The fees are really high and I need every penny i can get.

    Of course I am hoping that some rich benefactor will buy it in order to help me pay my tuition fees for 2008/9 as I am a mature law student with a growing family - I hope you enjoyed my listing - please feel free to email me your comments - rude or otherwise!!!
    "

    And this is my favourite question:

    Q: Wow!! Quality stock you have there, however I was wandering if you stock the type with a foot print in the middle? Thanks.


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    Re: Odd Things You Find On eBay

    Post by Oxide on Thu May 08, 2008 4:55 am

    I'm tempted to bid, you know. Just to see if I'd really receive the goods.
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    Re: Odd Things You Find On eBay

    Post by Fizzie on Thu May 08, 2008 5:16 am

    Oxymoron wrote:I'm tempted to bid, you know. Just to see if I'd really receive the goods.

    Pix, please. Lol!!


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    Re: Odd Things You Find On eBay

    Post by Species on Sun May 18, 2008 1:15 pm

    so it's true then? you really can buy crap off the internet Laughing
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    Re: Odd Things You Find On eBay

    Post by Sparky Ninja on Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:54 am

    someone sold an epty tescos carrier bag for 5quid _ wtf!!!! i havea bout 300 under my sink in that case Razz

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