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    Post by Fizzie on Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:35 am

    Give us some quotes!!


    Michelangelo: Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie


    Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
    Michelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie


    Michelangelo: Like, video-games in 3D!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

    Hearing that now-a-days makes it even funnier! Razz


    Leonardo: You take the ugly one!
    Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!
    Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
    Michelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

    That's one of my favourite bits!


    Michelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza!
    Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
    Michelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze


    Michelangelo: Hey didn't we see these guys on Wrestlemania?
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze


    Leonardo: You know, there's still a little more stuff to help with, Michelangelo!
    Michelangelo: Heeey! I'm helping Donnie!
    Michelangelo: Gimme the phone!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze


    Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you left, my video-game scores have, like, doubled.
    TMNT

    I love you


    Michelangelo: Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jet packs?
    Donatello: Yeah, that's good, Mike. I don't even trust you with a driver's license!
    TMNT


    Michelangelo: I'm never usually that happy to be in pain.
    TMNT


    Michelangelo: I have nightmares about birthday parties.
    TMNT

    Aww, I always feel sorry for Mikey when he says that. I just wanna give him a great big hug. Hehe!!


    Donatello: No, I'm not playing hard to get! I'm telling you, Sir, its not that kind of phone line!
    TMNT


    Heh heh, that'll do from me for now. All Turtles quotes this time. ^^;


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    Wanted to add this one, though it's from a scene that got cut (which I'm pissed about):

    Michelangelo: Dude, it's a turtle head on my turtle head.
    TMNT


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    Re: Quotieness

    Post by Flikk on Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:17 am

    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
    -- Bill Cosby

    If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
    -- Dave Allen

    Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
    -- Barf (Spaceballs)

    Hey I got an idea! I could stay with you! We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
    -- Donkey (Shrek)

    I'm in this office to lead, not to read.
    -- President Schwarzenegger (The Simpsons Movie)
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    Post by Fizzie on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:13 am

    Michelangelo: Well, the good news is; there's a bunch of Foot ninjas getting the snot kicked out of 'em.
    Donatello: The bad news is; this thing is gonna run out of bodys soon.
    Michelangelo: Yeah, so? You think we should help these guys? I'd rather enjoy the show.
    TMNT


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    Post by Chojin on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:24 am

    "Fortunately, I know how to counter it. You see, the person who did the waking, buys the person who was sleeping a drink; and the person who was sleeping drinks his drink, whilst listening to a proposition from the one who did the waking."
    - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean


    "Who's the more foolish; the fool or the fool who follows him?
    - Obi Wan "Ben" Kenobi, Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope


    "My body is trying to dye."
    - Michael J. Caboose, Red vs. Blue


    "Medals all around. A Purple heart for Griff; a pink heart for Donut and brown nose for Simmons"
    - Sarge, Red vs Blue


    "Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?"
    - Little Girl, Transformers (2007)


    "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man."
    Optimus Prime, Transformers (2007)


    "Ok Jungle Boy, grab a vine"
    Raphael, TMNT (2007)


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    Re: Quotieness

    Post by Fizzie on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:52 am

    April: Winters!
    Michelangelo: Looks more like fall, get it?
    Donatello: Mikey, remember our talk.
    TMNT


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    Re: Quotieness

    Post by Chojin on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:15 am

    Sorry, more Red vs. Blue quotes

    "Why won't anyone help me?"
    - Michael J. Caboose, Red vs. Blue


    "I'm going to stop standing up now."
    - Michael J. Caboose, Red vs. Blue


    "I can't feel my torso"
    - Michael J. Caboose, Red vs. Blue


    "I'm still laying here."
    - Michael J. Caboose, RVB


    "I feel dizzy."
    - Michael J. Caboose, RVB


    "Great Sodium Chloride, my chemistry set."
    - Sarge, RVB


    "Ah, shut up ya shizno."
    Andy the bomb, RVB


    "Andy prefers the term Explosive American"
    Michael J. Caboose, RVB


    "...Thegreatdestroyerhasarrive, theendisnear... knock knock..."
    - Gary, RVB


    Ok, I think that's enough RVB for now


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    Post by Species on Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:52 am

    Drunken master
    The greatest opening scene to any movie I've ever seen, so i will quote it all.

    (A man practicing his kung fu breaks wood and is approached by an other man he speaks)


    Thunder leg : hey friend...... not bad style, you should take it easy you look done in *smirks* Guess you must be the four door fist champion Charlie Wei .

    Charlie Wei : Im Charlie Wei. Your name, if you have one?

    Thunder leg : Sure, its thunder leg.

    Charlie Wei : *takes a deep breath* Ive heard of his devils kick, of course yeah everyone knows in the kung fu world, Its a method thats never been defeated yet.

    Thunder leg : *laughs* And wont be......... I suppose I should warn you. Ive been given good money .........to kill you!

    Charlie Wei : What the Hell are you talking about! Someones paid you to kill me? Ill give you twice as much to kill him!

    Thunder leg : You could, only my honor comes first. You must realise Im paid to kill, the contracts sealed. So you must die.

    Charlie Wei : Dont be so sure of that for Charlie Wei, Champion of the four door fists, has never yet been defeated .

    Thunder leg : Ill break every bone in your body.....and send you...... to hell!

    They then start to fight
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    Post by Fizzie on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:05 am

    Comic Book Guy: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!!
    The Simpsons Movie


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    Post by Oxide on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:21 am

    Louis Hector Berlioz
    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

    Robert Bloch
    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

    Die Hard
    [McClane tries to call up police]
    Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
    Detective John McClane: No fucking sh*t, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

    Die Hard
    Detective John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
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    Post by Chojin on Fri May 16, 2008 3:04 am

    "The thing about you immortal stone guys is that you're immortal and made of stone... I sound like Mikey"
    -Raphael, TMNT (2007)


    No doubt I'll be corrected on that, because I'm bound to have made a mistake in there somewhere, lol. In fact, I think I have.
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    Post by Fizzie on Fri May 16, 2008 5:12 am

    Chojin wrote:No doubt I'll be corrected on that, because I'm bound to have made a mistake in there somewhere, lol. In fact, I think I have.

    I'm refraining from correcting anyone in this thread. So if you f*ck-up; you'll look like an idiot (to those that notice) forever!! Mwahahaha!!


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    Post by Chojin on Fri May 16, 2008 6:36 am

    Lol, fair enough.

    I take it I was wrong then, lol
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    Post by Chojin on Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:01 am

    *bump*

    "Dilly dally shilly shally"
    - Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children


    "I will... never be a memory."
    - Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
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    Post by Fizzie on Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:20 am

    Chojin wrote:*bump*

    "Dilly dally shilly shally"
    - Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

    You've been watching it in English then? Oh dear.

    Though, the dub voices aren't anywhere near as bad as I feared. But I hate that line. Along with "You're the chips 'n' gravy!". Why the f*ck did they decide, when they dubbed it to English, that he needed to say that!?


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    Post by Chojin on Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:24 am

    Yeah, I have been watching it in english. I will be watching in in Japanese over the next few days.

    That line just made me laugh because it was completely random and made no sense.
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    Post by Chojin on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:57 pm

    *bump*

    "Nobody move... I dropped me brain."
    - Dutchman Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End

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    Post by Fizzie on Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:40 pm

    Ulysses: By the great galaxies!!
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    Post by Species on Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:37 am

    "Look don't F*@% wit me I'm not in the Mood!!!!"

    "I'm ran because my daily quoter of stupid had been filled, if one more stupid action was witness by me I would have blow up"

    -Species : my life

    (yes one quote ones self)
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    Post by Fizzie on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:30 am

    Donatello: How ridiculous ! There's no such thing as a giant, 30ft salamander.
    Raphael: And that's coming from the lips of a talking turtle.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Krang: Bwahaha! Come Shredder! Basc in the brilliance of my latest invention! Behold! The weapon that will finally do away with our dreaded enemies; the Turtles!
    Shredder: A water pistol...?
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


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    Post by Nightwolf on Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:49 am

    I don't think i've ever heard these quotes said by anyone else but here's some from me:

    Live to be free and be free to live

    Life has it's ups and downs. Always remember, the centre is always there.

    Take it one day at a time. Because all that you can do.
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    Post by Chojin on Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:19 am

    "Whos hurt? What do you need?" Eddie Car
    "Rope, we need rope" Dr. Ian Malcolm
    "Rope? What, anything else?" Eddie Car
    "Yeah, three double cheese burgers with everything on them" Dr. Ian Malcolm
    "No onions on mine" Nick Van Owen
    "And an apple turnover" Dr. Sarah Harding.
    -Jurassic Park: The Lost World

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    Post by Fizzie on Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:02 am

    Krang: This device is far from perfect!
    Shredder: Well, so are you!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Usagi: My name is Usagi Yojimbo.
    Splinter: That means rabbit bodyguard.
    Usagi: I am a ronin. A masterless samurai.
    Raphael: He's not only from medieval Japan, but also from an alternate universe. So, naturally, he speaks English.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    I love this thread! XD


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    Post by Nightwolf on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:50 pm

    Howard Stern's father to his young son whilst driving:

    "You're a moron! Now shut up and sit still!"

    From the movie Private Parts.
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    Post by Chojin on Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:20 am

    "This looks important..."
    -Tony Stark/Ironman, Ironman

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    Post by Chojin on Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:07 am

    "And you, you one-woman freakshow, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-psychologist, because if you are so stupid to confront the chief of medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just gotta go ahead and change the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel."
    -Dr. Perry Cox, Scrubs


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