Michelangelo: Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!
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Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
Michelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees.
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Michelangelo: Like, video-games in 3D!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
Hearing that now-a-days makes it even funnier!
Leonardo: You take the ugly one!
Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
Michelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?
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That's one of my favourite bits!
Michelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza!
Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
Michelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
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Michelangelo: Hey didn't we see these guys on Wrestlemania?
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Leonardo: You know, there's still a little more stuff to help with, Michelangelo!
Michelangelo: Heeey! I'm helping Donnie!
Michelangelo: Gimme the phone!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you left, my video-game scores have, like, doubled.
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Michelangelo: Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jet packs?
Donatello: Yeah, that's good, Mike. I don't even trust you with a driver's license!
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Michelangelo: I'm never usually that happy to be in pain.
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Michelangelo: I have nightmares about birthday parties.
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Aww, I always feel sorry for Mikey when he says that. I just wanna give him a great big hug. Hehe!!
Donatello: No, I'm not playing hard to get! I'm telling you, Sir, its not that kind of phone line!
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Heh heh, that'll do from me for now. All Turtles quotes this time. ^^;
Wanted to add this one, though it's from a scene that got cut (which I'm pissed about):
Michelangelo: Dude, it's a turtle head on my turtle head.
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