by Post about the odd things you've found on eBay.
Dog Poo
The ad reads (for those of you that don't wanna click the link and thus end-up seeing the "product" photo):
"Fresh unused dog poo ready for immediate collection. 100% Guaranteed to be untouched by human hands.
This poo is from a healthy German Shepherd dog and is brown in colour. there are no worms or fungus growing in it. It is firm and is in a pile. It can be moulded into different shapes and is guaranteed to stink to high heaven if you try cooking it in your oven.
The successful winner of this luxury dog poo will get a free bag of dog poo with our compliments. Your dog poo will be handed to you in a doggy poo bag.
Collection in person only.
I am selling this dog poo as I am a university student and I need to buy food for my family (i'm a mature student) and my dog. The fees are really high and I need every penny i can get.
Of course I am hoping that some rich benefactor will buy it in order to help me pay my tuition fees for 2008/9 as I am a mature law student with a growing family - I hope you enjoyed my listing - please feel free to email me your comments - rude or otherwise!!!"
And this is my favourite question:
Q: Wow!! Quality stock you have there, however I was wandering if you stock the type with a foot print in the middle? Thanks.
Dog Poo
The ad reads (for those of you that don't wanna click the link and thus end-up seeing the "product" photo):
"Fresh unused dog poo ready for immediate collection. 100% Guaranteed to be untouched by human hands.
This poo is from a healthy German Shepherd dog and is brown in colour. there are no worms or fungus growing in it. It is firm and is in a pile. It can be moulded into different shapes and is guaranteed to stink to high heaven if you try cooking it in your oven.
The successful winner of this luxury dog poo will get a free bag of dog poo with our compliments. Your dog poo will be handed to you in a doggy poo bag.
Collection in person only.
I am selling this dog poo as I am a university student and I need to buy food for my family (i'm a mature student) and my dog. The fees are really high and I need every penny i can get.
Of course I am hoping that some rich benefactor will buy it in order to help me pay my tuition fees for 2008/9 as I am a mature law student with a growing family - I hope you enjoyed my listing - please feel free to email me your comments - rude or otherwise!!!"
And this is my favourite question:
Q: Wow!! Quality stock you have there, however I was wandering if you stock the type with a foot print in the middle? Thanks.
